"i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it"
- a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)

twerkingmajestically:

“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.

suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.

she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.

the party has begun.

lyannas:

#LORAS OUT

bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 

outlasts:

when people who you thought would never break a mutual follow unfollow you

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anneboleyns:

anneboleyns:

these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive

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mummy and daddy to the rescue.

kengriffey-jr:

finally justice is served

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

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i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

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